I watch the Reds,
I feel the noise,
The crowd is roaring;
The Stretford End is singing
And the fans are going wild

best derby in years!!! FUCK YOU CITEH!

К недавнему посту о сборной и прочем.
"... Если вы настоящий мужик, то ваш клуб - для вас самое важное в жизни, он всегда на первом месте. ... Если вам трудно осознать этот факт, то ответьте на такой вопрос: что для вас важнее, чтобы Англия выиграла чемпионат Европы или чтобы ваши парни выиграли в любую из суббот будущего сезона?"
Это я просто начала Бримсона дочитывать Только что, ога.
"Болеть за клуб для них так же естественно, как дышать, и, следовательно, все поступки совершаются сами собой (так, отпуск планируют, исходя из расписания матчей (а вы бы, кстати, видели мой календарик xD каким он стал перечеркнутым из-за этой работы и когда у меня выходные и попадает ли это на день матча)) )....
если будет такая возможность, вы и в интернете исследуете все существующие в природу футбольные сайты и, может, даже на каких-то форумах "разговоритесь" с подобными себе извращенцами..."
наверное это для тех, кто считает себя "тру". без обид, но меня очень раздражает это, так называемое, определениеНа следующих абзацзах я просто хохотала, всё-таки весело читать и видеть в этом себя и знакомых тебе людей:
"...видите ли,... независимо от того, за какой клуб они болеют, есть одна черта, которая отличает их от всех прочих типов болельщиков. Их выделяет не только помешательство на одежде, убежденность в собственном превосходстве над всеми и, готовность грязно выругаться при первой возможности, их отличает самое главное - надменность... .... ... Вы это поймете, когда отправитесь за покупками. Вы вдруг поймете, что все, на что вы смотрите, оценивается с точки зрения вашей любви к игре. Или, точнее сказать, к вашему клубу. ... В конце концов спонсоры тратят миллионы, чтобы их имена помещались на передней части форменных футболок. ... Как для настоящего мужика, которому все чужое, само собой, не нравится и не вызывает доверия, ваш клуб и его спонсор станут для вас понятием неразделимым, и деньги вы будете тратить соответственным образом. Например, ни один болельщик Лидса в здравом уме не купит технику фирму Шарп, потому что она уже давно спонсирует Манчестер Юнайтед. И не будут пить пиво Карлсберг (спонсор Ливерпуля)..."
"... Прогуливаясь вдоль прилавков, вы будете разгядывать толпу, пытаясь увидеть на ком-нибудь клубную футболку не вашей компанды. Когда вам это удастся, вы изобразите ухмылку и даже оскорбите обладателя футболки"
"...когда вы наконец решите завести детей, вас устроит только сын, никак не меньше, ... вы испытаете устрашающее желание назвать новорожденного в честь всего основного состава игроков, но все-таки преодолеете искушение и решите просто вписать его в юношеский клуб болельщиков, позвонив по телефону прямо из родовой палаты. Потому вы будете его фотографировать в распашонках с вышитыми на груди надписями вроде "Я лучший игрок Уотфорда",.еще в нежном возрасте вы сводите его на несколько домашних матчей и сделаете все возможное, чтобы он подхватил бациллу и пошел по вашим стопам"
...
"Мы как настоящие мужики ценим себя и наших товарищей превыше всего и знаем, что мы болеем не только за команду, а за клуб. Преданы ему полностью и на всю жизнь, и шли бы лесом вся и все. .. Спросите у болельщиков Манчестер Юнайтед, что значит по-настоящему болеть за клуб, и потом оглядитесь и посмотрите, сколько вокруг настоящих мужиков. Почти все. Вот сколько. Поймите, раскрасить лицо и, размахивая шарфом, прийти на трибуны может кто угодно. А мы делаем нечто куда более важное. Мы не только болеем, мы обогащаем. .. "

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Черновик лежит со 2 августа. Но я тогда решила, что отправлю я его 1 сентября. Когда пройдет год, так сказать, с момента..
Местами сравнения глупы, местами веселые. Нравится мне

1. He doesn't Run, He Walks - You can't run before you can walk. Well you probably can but you'll fall over. BerbaGoal know this. Why expend good energy running about. Walk, it's better
2. He doesn't like Hot Places - Manchester is cold and wet. We all know this is the only reason all top class superstars don't play for us. BerbaSkill is from Bulgaria. As we know, all Eastern bloc/Baltic countries are cold. (вы только объясните мне ОТКУДА у них такое знание о Болгарии? По мне так там очень тепло)) We also know from Hollywood films that they are all grey, war torn, derelict no mans lands, populated entirely by people in head scarves drinking Vodka in fingerless gloves. Дадада, видимо из Евротура Also, Peter Stormare lives in all of them. As such, BerbaTrick will never leave us.
3. He isn't made of Wood - As good as Ronaldo is, he is still made of wood. He needs the constant application of Ronseal Quick Dry and WoodStain in order to maintain his proficiency. BerbaNet needs no such maintenance, he is made of Steel and Dreams.
4. He won't stifle Rooney - As we all know, Ronny Wood selfishly bent the team to his whim. As a result our feted man child was forced to play in Central Defence, limiting his creative output considerably. Berbatov has no impact on Wayne Rooney what so ever.
5. He isn't named after Ronald Reagan - He isn't. Score one BerbaTouch
6. He has won Bulgarian Footballer of The Year 5 Times - Ronaldo has yet to win it once
7. He hasn't Won the PFA Player Of The Year Award - These are always wrong. David Ginola won in '99 and Ryan Giggs won this year. Neither were the best player that season. Therefore it is quite clear that the best players don't win this award. Ipso facto the players who do win it clearly aren't as good as the players who don't. BerbaFlair hasn't, Ronaldo has. Q.E.D BerbaTop is better
8. He Doesn't Dream - Ronaldo constantly dreams of varyingly different things. BerbaClass doesn't dream because BerbaFang doesn't sleep. He is a child of the night. This is why he always looks pale, and possibly why he's often too tired to run.
9. He has Never Been Voted Gay Times Sexiest Man Alive - Ronaldo Has. The sheer pressure of knowing you are the sexiest man alive in the eyes of other men would become a strain on any man forced to work (and bathe) constantly with other men. Cases in point, Wigan Away & the Manchester Derby at OT last season. These petulant displays were clearly the actions of a man crippled by the burden of the tag 'Gay Times Sexiest Man Alive'. BerbaCharm does not have these profound feelings of anguish. Nor will his beauty affect the performances of the other players.
10. With Berbatov only some things are Polemic - With Ronaldo, everything is polemic
that's funny. sometimes 11. Berbatov doesn't need to wax, the hair attracts women.
12. Bombardier Vitta is a much better anagram than Coordinator Snail.
13. He Smokes. Cool People Smoke.
14. He was the bad guy in Oceans Eleven - Brad Pitt and George Clooney swindled him for alot of money. But the ruthless Berba got it back in Oceans Thirteen
15. Ronaldo sleeps with this: (Пэрис Хилтон)
16. He looks like Andy Garcia
17. His touch is softer than a feather
18. Doesn't pluck his eyebrows
19. Always looks cool, even when wearing an alice band.
20. Berba drives a ttractor
21. BerbaTeeth is perfect. Ronaldo had bucked teeth.
22. Dimitar Berbatov plays for the team who has reached the last two Champions League finals.
23. His beard is cooler
24. i'm gay, and berba could turn me.
25. Berbatov doesnt wear flowers on his head
26. He doesn't wear tiny, tight denim shorts that are gay
27. Berbatov learned English by watching "The Godfather", whereas Ronaldo watched "The Simple Life".
28. He doesn't walk round on holiday with a sole black crutch after he's injured his ankle whilst sporting silver spary on shorts.
29. Berbatov gets to play with Martin Petrov and Valeri Bojinov on International Duty.
30. He doesn't dive everywhere like a **** & therefor i don't have to defend him like a biased WUM.
31. Berbatov being better than Ronaldo was officially CONFIRMED by The Mythbusters.
32. He feeds Squirrels, that's cool.
33. Dimitar Berbatov told City to f*** off because he wanted to join the best club in the world
34. Berbatov fought to be at United, Ronaldo fought to leave United
35. He doesn't feel the need to score from penalties, class.
36. Berbatov doesn't bother with a warm up, he warms up during the game
37.He once ran about 2km in an international football match which he started.That shows commitment for the flag
38. He once broke a sweat....whilst watching squirrels
39. Barbie loves nature, he even talk with squirrels.
40. He can ride a ride on lawnmower, with his football boots ON
41. Berbalicious has never totaled a Ferrari.
42. Outside of football, Berbatov lists his hobbies as Art and basketball. His creative skills have developed to such an extent that he has mastered his statue impression during games! Ronaldo is more a master of the swan dive which is an inferior posture to the statue!
43. Berba is not a serial winker!!
44. BerbaTouch Pass makes everyone around run, Ronaldo included. Hence, BerbaBard is a better 'play'maker.
45. berbatov is a half vampire and therefore is mostly super human, ronaldo is mostly ferret
46. Berba Likes to Suck Blood, Ronaldo likes to suck cocks
47. Dimitar Berbatov has the same amount of syllables as 'Wombles of Wimbledon', he's also from Bulgaria just like Uncle Bulgaria, Cristiano Ronaldo on the other hand has the same amount of syllables as 'I am a diving tosser', you couldn't even think about making a kids show out of that.
48. Berbatov has More Letters Than Ronaldo - This means the shirt will be more expensive to buy with his name on the back. Everyone knows the more expensive something is, the better it is, with the exception of Ronaldo himself who is obviously the exception that proves the rule.
49. Berbatovs dad was a rapist. This is bound to scare the defence!
50. Has anybody mentioned the size of his wang?
51. Dimitar Berbatov is so powerful that he requires the blood of ten pure-hearted virgins in order to rise from his bed in the morning; Cristiano Ronaldo requires only nine.
52. Ronaldo had to change clubs to get the number 9 shirt
53. Berbatov requires no more than a coffin and a little home soil to sleep in - Ronaldo needed an entire Hilton
54. United paid 30+ Million for Berba but 12 Million for Ronaldo
55. Berba wears a hairband and still does not look like a girl
56. Tevez was jealous of Berbatov and not Ronaldo
57. Berbatov looks like a man
58. His initilals DB are also the letters for popular dance music Drum and Bass, the only form of UK Dance music to be truly original to these shores, therefore that makes him bad ass
59. berba never has been, and never will be a world cup winker.
60. When Berbatov jumps into a pool, Berbatov doesn't get wet. The pool gets Berbatov.
61. Berbatov has a much larger and whiter forehead, providing a clearer target for crosses in the box - this has the added advantage of producing the symptoms of snow-blindness in onrushing opposition goalkeepers.
62. Berbatov currently plays for united, ronaldo does not.
63. The word 'Tov' in hebrew means 'good'. Ronaldo has no such luck with any syllable.
64. Dimitar Berbatov is the only man alive to defeat both the Predator and an Alien in hand to hand combat.
65. Bloodless skin is cool - see Twighlight. Permatan is not - see Dog the Bounty Hunter.
66. Dimitar berbatov has a hench, big headed cock, ronaldo is a hench big headed cock
67. He would make you an offer that you can't refuse.
68. Berbatov plays for the biggest club in the world. While Ronaldo plays for the team called real madrid.
69. He fills all our needs.
70. Aston Martin think he is so cool they named the DB9 after him
71. There has never been 100 reasons Ronaldo is better than Berbatov
72. When Dimitar Berbatov goes to bed, he checks his closet for the boogeyman. When Cristiano Ronaldo goes to bed, he checks his closet for Dimitar Berbatov.
73. Osama Bin Laden and Kim Jong-Il fear Dimitar Berbatov... they laugh at the thought of Ronaldo
74. anderson searl shouts for berbatov
75. He was really good in The Untouchables. Even Ronaldo can't compete with marksmanship like that.
76. Berbatov won more trophies in his first year with United.
77. He plays for Manchester United.
78. Dimitar Berbatov knows how to dress well when he signs for a new club.
79. Berbatov and God know where he'll be this season, with Ronaldo, only God.
80. Berbatov still has his father for guidance, not sure if it is a good thing.
81. He's the coolest fucker on any football pitch
82. Berbatov says something different in every interview, not " In my opinion I play good, the team play good etc etc etc"
83. Berbaskill:

84. does meth before after match interviews
85. He's one suave mofo.
86. Ronaldo has never starred in of the ocean 11 type films
87. Berbatov will not be playing football in tallaght anytime soon
88. Berbatov won the Premier League in every season at Manchester United.
89. He is Archy from RocknRolla
90. He hates onions and wishes to control the thinking of others.
91. DB dosen't dive. A hard thing to do when you are only walking.
92. DB will blossom without CR
93. Berbie is cool where others only try!
94. Next seasonh DB acceptance speach for plater of the year will sound like he's picked up an Oscar. "I'd like to thank.............
95. Berba > CR7
96. Berbatov supports Newcastle, Ronaldo supports Madrid
97. He cares, he just don't show it.
98. Berbatov > Chuck Norris . . . Ronaldo still has nightmares about Norrs
99. He was ranked higher on the actim index this season
100. His mother doesn't support Real Madrid
101. Berbatov is beautiful, with sly eyes, like demon...
102. There were many more cocks out when we signed Berbatov than when we signed Ronaldo.
103. BerbaSex has played in two champions league finals, Ronaldo in two also.
104. Berbatov once scored 4 goals in a game (spurs vrs reading i think) - ronaldo alas has only scored 3 (vrs the geordies)....pathetic
105. He is Older - 28 is more than 24. 4 more. Therefor BerbaTime has gone on for longer than Ronaldo. It also means he is wiser. Like a fox
106. Berba was very good as George Stone in the Untouchables.
107. Berba once took it round Vidic in training. Once. Ronaldo always made sure he was on the same team.
108. Berba still has his no claims bonus..........
109. B comes before R in the alphabet.
110. He can do everything Ronaldo can do and more - He just doesn't necessarily want to right now. He might, but don't push him cos thats a little rude. He's not gonna do it just because you want him to...He's not a performing monkey. He'll do it in his own time OK?..Jeez
111. Berba once said vidic is one of the players he hangs around with most.
112. There are actually more than 100 reasons on why Berbatov is greater than Ronaldo, than the 100 that was previously predicted.
113. Berbatov is so cool that he doesn't style his hair, it is naturally that way.
114. It is cheaper to buy a pint in Bulgaria than it is in Portugal.
115. Berbatov would rather live in Manchester than Sofia because the birds are better looking in Manchester
116. Berbatov shirt number greater than Ronaldo. Must make him a better more valued player
117. Berbatov does not need to hire whores to get laid.
118. Berba- is a brilliant Berbaprefix. Can be Berba-used nearly everywhere.
119. Berbatov wouldn't deliberately get a 'friend' sent off in a match
120. Berbatovs contribution to this thread would be so much better than Ronaldos
121. Berbatov rhymes with molotov, the only cocktail that a man can be seen with without it raising doubts about his sexuality. Ronaldo rhymes with Geraldo, a TV programme for gayers and house wives.
122. Berbatov always saves energy for the next game.
123. Berbatov likes little puppies, awwwww
124. He looks like a dirty boy; Ronaldo just looks like he has no idea.
125. A DB9 is an Aston Martin. A CR7 or CR9 sounds like a Citroen.
126. Ronaldo does his walking on the catwalk......Berbatov does his walking on the pitch! \
128. Berbatov's sweat is believed to cure cancer...unfortunately for the rest of the world, Berbatov doesn't run and hence, does not sweat...ever.
129. Berbatov knows if times are troubled, then like a bridge over troubled water, his friend the king of the Squirrels will offer him solace in the kingdom of the Squirrels.
130. 2 Goals in Pre-Season - Ronaldo has 0 Goals in pre-season. Also Berbatov has looked sexual against mediocre Chinese opposition. Ronaldo has looked virginally awkward against poor Irish opposition. Score one BerbaSex
131.- He had a Berbaday, have you ever heard of a Ronalday?
132 - Berba does what Ronaldon't.
133. Berbatov is not ruled by his mother.
134. As a 17 year old, Berba's touch makes me orgasm, Ronaldo's makes me cry "PAEDOPHILE".
135. Due to his languid style of play, it can be said that Dimitar Berbatov does not miss chances, but that chances miss Dimitar Berbatov. This means that he has a 100% scoring record from his attempts, which is in fact better than that of anyone, ever. Ronaldo does not.
136. Berbatov doesn't smile when he scores goals
137. Berbatov smiles only when his pass leads to a goal.